Tory Bear silenced... well sort of.

Talking to a friend who is spending a year in China Tory Bear was asked about how his day had been. When he replied "busy!" and sent her the link to today's fun and games, did it load?

Hell no... seems the esteemed communist internet censors have deemed Tory Bear's musings to be too much for the Chinese audience. He is officially banned...

He would be insulted if it was any other way!

He's making a list...

For some reason this went into Tory Bear's spam folder so he's only just seen this years festive prank from CF:

Santa Claus has this year placed Gordon Brown on the naughty list, and thus the Prime Minister will not be receiving any presents. Conservative Future has obtained a

leaked document

showing that the Prime Minister has been moved to the naughty list in reaction to the large debt he is placing on future generations.The leaked document, from Lapland's Department of Poetic Justice, shows that other prominent politicians have also been added to the naughty list:

Alistair Darling – for his part in saddling the future generation with huge debt and tax increases.

Michael Martin - for not teaching the Sergeant at Arms that the Police need a warrant before searching a premises/Parliamentary office.

Jacqui Smith - for her bullying students to get an ID card in order to obtain student loans.

Rock said "This story has a serious message at its centre; the politicians who are on the list have performed a grave disservice to young people of this country.The people on this list have eroded democracy, scored cheap political points, recklessly borrowed for electoral gain and, just for good measure, have footed the next generation with a huge bill in a vain attempt to remedy the follies of the last eleven years."

Very witty.

Sock and Awe...

Check out

the game that has appeared where you get to throw shoes at Bush!

Classic.

Gordo reading too many comics?

It has come to Tory Bear's attention that Gordon might have taken a lighthearted comic book a little too seriously. Back in June it seems that

The Sun reported

that Gordo had been included in an addition of 

Captain Britain

, a comic book. 

Apparently Gordon saves the world in this particular story and TB can only presume that GB must keep a copy by his bed and has let it all go to his delusional head, culminating in last week's outburst.

Why else would anyone go around declaring they saved the world?

Thanks must got to the closet tory who emailed TB with the link.

Who throws a shoe?

So it seems President Bush was

attacked with shoes

at a press conference in Iraq... surely it wasn't just TB that thought of this:

Billy's back?

Check out

www.williamhague.org.uk

:

And even more intriguing check out who owns the site:

Registrant:

         William Hague Campaign

Registrant's address:

         William Hague Campaign

         House Of Commons

         LONDON

         SW1A 0AA

         GB

         Last updated:  02-May-2007

Well well well, what's all this about?

Hat-Tip - Total Politics

More inbox amusement...

Catching up on a few days worth of emails sent to TB. Someone sent in the keenest CFer Tory Bear has probably ever seen:

Who is this mysterious painted lady?

Lovely tie darling...

Machiavelli

has spotted an interesting wardrobe point about our esteemed Chancellor...

Has he been cashing in on the recession inspired price slashing on the High Street?

Seems so...

Reaction to the BNP membership leak...

One member takes the news particularly badly:

Classic stuff once again from the Fuehrerbunker.

Peterkin offers his two cents...

ANDY PETERKIN FOR CF CHAIRMAN LAUNCHING HERE IN MID 2010 OR WHEN THE NME HAS THE BALLS TO CALL AN ELECTION*

*Whichever is sooner.

Exclusive: Andy Peterkin for Chairman

TB can reveal today that Conservative Future's Mr Marmite Andy Peterkin will be running for chairman at the next elections...

His site

letandybeandy.com

launched overnight. Trying to get in touch with Andy now and will have more on this later.

+++developing+++

Ooooh

Forward Together?

Update: The perfect dog for Obama

Seems the perfect on message dog is out there for Barack Obama:



Brian Obama has a certain ring to it too...

Vote McCain or the cow gets it...

Word has reached TBHQ from a reporter in the field that the

slaughtering of the victory cow

has taken place in Obama's grandmother's Kenyan village of Kogelo.

Nervous bovine throughout Kenya were worried which one of their kin would be slaughtered, but it seems "Daisy" was the unlucky McCain supporter offered as a celebration gift for "The One's" success...

TB is now turning his animal rights attention to Alaska's moose population. Sarah Palin will have a lot of spare time on her hands now and no doubt will pick up her gun...

Just as long as she leaves the bears alone...

Perks of the job...

Two days into the new job at

ConservativeHome

and it seems Mr Isaby is already enjoying the perks...

Somewhere in the projects the two campaigns met...

TB strongly recommends you watch this to the very end...who’s gonna be the baddest b-boy in Washington, who’s gonna pop to the top, who’s gonna freeze in the White House and who’s gonna do the worm all the way to Ohio?

So to settle this once and for all, the Grand Old Posse lay it down to the Democrats for a once-and-for-all dance off - winner takes all…

TB would tap that too my friend.

Hat-Tip -

Noise Porn

- if you like beats and gingers TB recommends you check it out...

What's Guido up to?

Hat-Tip Ben Brogan

Exeter beach party

Last week TB did a small call to arms to start sending in video content of what Conservative Future is up to around the country. You can watch the video in the TBtv player on the right. Keep sending TB your stuff...
Exeter CF have sent this video in talking about their recent Sex on the Beach club night that apparently saw over 300 attending. That is damn good for any campus event and the organisers discuss it in the video below...

However TB has just one recommendation... It might be wise to tag the video with some slightly more umm respectable content because at the moment, as you can see below YouTube has jumped to some conclusions:

Click to enlarge

This sort of thing has happened before. Joking apart it sounds like the event was a storming success and similar events should be put on across the country. It's nights like this that show just how much of a force CF has become on campuses across the country and no doubt made the branch a hefty bit of cash...

Social Action saves the world...

Just when Tory Bear thought that the CF gossip had gone a bit quiet recently, news of a new super exciting, super secret, super project has just reached TBHQ...

TB understands that Conservative Future will be recording a special version of "Do They Know it's Christmas?" and continuing the style of this year's fresher recruitment material, special t-shirts have been ordered for the fundraising event for the mysterious project.

This is all hush hush of course because apparently no one wants to make it obvious that this is a CF project for fear of putting off members of the Shadow Cabinet from singing on the track. Apparently the whole thing is effectively being distanced from the whole Party, so TB can't really see who is going to come out looking all glossy from this. other than the specific people organising it. It's almost as if they are just in it for personal aggrandisement...

TB is not sure at this point whether Bob Geldof is involved yet.

A monday morning treat...

Look what Tory Bear managed to dig up to brighten up your day...



A true gem... IDS and Peter Stringfellow... That conference speech... Action Abercorn!

Truly a piece of Conservative history...