Hello Sailor!
Captions below, yes TB knows there are overdue prizes to be dished out and one day he will remember to do that, but if you make him laugh there is something up for grabs...
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Brown seeks exile in Africa
Gordon's whistle-stop tour.
Just put your lips together and blow.
Gordon say relax.
oooh suits you sir.
said the sailor to the failure.
Y M C A!
OOoh yeah we're jammin
said the bishop to the nun...
Gordon: 'You don't have to dress like that to come into the UK, but you do look nice...'
Next weeks news:
Caribbean threatened by massive hurricane.
Trinidad economy in meltdown.
Pirates snub brown as new "dont kidnap anyone without any cash left" policy takes effect
Once you go black you never go back?...
Ohh, he must be 17" behind me but I can still tell who it is...
Man at back: "Don't worry Gordon, this won't hurt as much as your tax rises"
Gordon: "Hang on, I think I'll need some poppers first..."
Brown subtlety checks his wallet, having flashbacks of a walk through South London
Triple Brown fudge.
Brown is the new black.
à l'eau, c'est l'heure!
Ooh!..Ooh! Can't wait 'til tonight...Ooh! Sailors!
In the navy...
Gordon inspects the troops to make sure they are present and correct.
"Good posture. Shine those shoes, soldier. Oooh, nice arse. Meet me in my quarters later for...de-briefing."
"Heavy swell this evening Mr Brown..."
Jonah was escorted off the ship before it's maiden voyage through icey waters.
(Interviewer) - 'so what would you say is your favourite type of sailor Mr. Brown?'
(GB) - 'well I like...er...English sailors..b-b-British sailors...er...American sailors...Italian sailors...Indian sailors and Chinese sailors...er...traditional saliors...all sorts really.'
#In the Navy!#
Triple Fudge Brownie
OK! After the blow job, I'll happily swallow some seamen (sic)
in the words of Derek Draper, "you're all a bunch of racists."
We have a clear winner though.
I mustn't get aroused...I mustn't get arou---aaagh, too late!
TB,
do announce...
Gordon couldn't help wondering why the comments on Labour as a sinking ship wouldn't go away....
Wonder what Sarah would look like in a sailor suit? With a nice, short haircut..."
The captions so far are amusing.
But this cretin is running our country.
Oooh, Barack Obama in bellbottoms, now there's an idea!