15 reasons to vote for Steve Ricketts.
Steve Ricketts could strangle you with a cordless phone.
When the bogeyman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Steve.
The dark is scared of Steve Ricketts.
Steve Ricketts doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Steve Ricketts once killed a lion with his bare hands.
Steve Ricketts can make a woman climax just by looking at her and shouting ALLAH!
Steve Ricketts once won a game of connect 4 in 2 moves.
If you wake up tomorrow, it’ll be because Steve allowed you to.
Steve Ricketts dosent sleep, he waits.
When Steve Ricketts does push ups, he’s actually pushing the ground down.
The Argies surrendered Port Stanley when the heard that Steve Ricketts had been born.
Steve Ricketts is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man just ate a Jeep.
Steve Ricketts drowned a fish.
Death once had a near-Steve Ricketts experience.
Steve Ricketts died 5 years ago, Death never had the balls to tell him.
Steve Ricketts once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Rickett's calander goes stright from 31st of March to the 2nd of April……No one fools the Pirate!
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Steve Ricketts has allowed to live.
Which is better than that idiot Chuck Norris, he thinks creationism is real... the twat.
the are many, many of these chuck norris ones out there but very, very funny
well done tory bear
Is Ricketts real or is he a myth? Has any one ever seen this Pirate?
he sounds sexy.
Steve Ricketts is a true BRITISH Hero.
There is only ONE Steve Ricketts.
Ricketts for Chairman... for Britian
Steve you can't just publish like comments like that yourself and pretend to be anonymous! I mean come on!
see no.6
who has his number?
Steven Rickets is Spineless.
So is the Australian Box Jelly Fish, but they have both caused at least 5,567 recorded deaths since 1954.
dude that is awesome my name is stevon Ricketts and i live in atlanta georga. i just googled my name and here it is.
Those who know him, know all the above is not true :)
well i am a brit and my name is Steve Ricketts i feel so pleased that i am so loved by the people of this great nation it makes me proud to be a true Brit of and the thing and me and the box jelly fish is true. lol.