Lee Jasper - Mixing Business with Pleasure...

Livingstone City Hall aide Lee Jasper

quit in disgrace

after his sexually charged emails were forwarded to the Standard. Surely he should be the last person to be hosting a "Business with Pleasure" event:

Some people never learn eh!

Keep the Change

TB just recieved this email from the ever sharp-eyed SilverFox:

Have you seen

this rot

on the Labour Party website? They're encouraging members of the public to send in photos/tweets etc of "change we see" - in other words, new schools, hospitals, roads etc. Presumably next we'll be championing a Party member who has mined the most coal?

It's horrifying. My suggestion is that we send in photos/tweets of sink estates, gangs of NEETS, dirty hospitals, etc etc.

Get the camera phones out kids.

Don't panic they're just Lib Dems.

Keep Right Online

have got the 101 on who exactly is behind these Don't Panic vids. Their

expose

is well worth a read.

Seems like it's a Liberal Youth member. This comes as quite a surprise to TB as most members of LY he has come across couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.

And a Lib Dem with a sense of humour? Surely not!

The good life...

TB decided to stop running the country now that Mr-Rent-a-Quote Mandy has returned home and instead decided to get drunk at lunchtime.

Boxed baked camembert and a watermelon full of vodka... The perfect lunch.

Just go...

It has often been speculated that Alan Duncan won't be in Dave's cabinet next year but the man is a damn liability in the run up to the election.

Don't Panic

- who are fast becoming nothing more than a Labour front group, have once again

stitched up a tory

. Who could forget the painful CF expose, not that Mr Duncan's comments are excusable:

"Shadow Commons leader Alan Duncan has apologised "unreservedly" after he was secretly filmed complaining about MPs' pay and expenses.

The Tory MP was heard to say MPs were being treated badly after the expenses scandal and "have to live on rations".

Mr Duncan said the remarks, made to campaigner Heydon Prowse of Don't Panic magazine, were meant as a joke"

Mr Duncan's comments are inexcusable and the fact that he would even put himself in this position shows just what how unsuitable he is to be Leader of the House. The Leader and the Speaker will have the responsibility of restoring trust in Parliament after the next election and Duncan must have just signed his own death warrant.

Dave, get rid of this tit.

Kerron Cross to join Game Changer?

Having mentioned Alex Hilton and David Prescott's Labour PR company

Game Changer

once tonight already, TB isn't meaning to sound obsessed, but he did happen to clock this little bit of intrigue on the

previously

mentioned

Tom Miller's Twatter feed

:

Kerron Cross

has been kicking around for years but has recently given up his blog with

little or no explanation

... the super-blogger and councillor would sure as hell bring a lot more to the company than Miller ever will.

And with that TB is returning to his rosé.

Tom Miller PPC is a twat - Episide 56

Now TB is aware that it is silly season, but the news that Tom Miller, aka "Mr Smear" aka Gareth, has been selected by the Woking Labour Party to be their candidate really takes the biscuit. If he had a hope in hell of winning then TB would be slightly concerned, but given Miller would have to overturn a

six thousand majority from third place

, it seems Parliament is safe from the greasy pole climbing, bleeding heart joker, for now. No wonder his blog recently disappeared - TB would attempt to hide those quasi-communist rantings that sounded like they came from a stoned fourteen year old in Che t-shirt too.

Frankly after the

interview he gave to LabourList today

, thank goodness this idiot won't be anywhere near power anytime soon. Where to begin?

Miller has taken to the classic Labour backstabbing and bitchiness like a duck to water. In his new role as a PPC he has already called for Purnell and Hazel Blears to be forced out of Parliament (

10:47 am comment

) but then what would you expect? Miller has previous trouble making experience. Lets not forget that Miller was embroiled, at a high level, in what was one of the biggest political scandals of the last twenty years. He was henchman to Derek Draper and has admitted to doing Draper's dirty work, including compiling smear documents and attack memos. When the McBride email scandal forced Draper to surrender the reigns of LabourList, Miller went too, but not without a pay off for his silence. Is this really something that the people of Woking would want in their elected Member of Parliament? Miller could have used his interview with LabourList to atone for his disgusting past behaviour, but instead he decided to treat the whole thing as a joke, claiming: "Good to see that you've managed to run it [LabourList] and rebuild it without receiving any potentially libelous emails. It shouldn't be that difficult really!" This sort of attitude shows that Miller and co just still don't get it. Attempting to deflect the seriousness of the McBride scandal by batting it away with piss poor humour shows just what an amateur and naive young man Miller is - way out of his depth and totally unsuitable to be a candidate.

As one fellow Labour PPC put it when he sent TB the link this morning - "What a wanker."

But it's not as if that is it. The interview is full of other gems. As Dizzy has

pointed out earlier

:

"I've just read quite possibly the funniest thing ever on Labourlist. Tom Miller, the new Labour PPC for Woking has written some of the things he believes in, including this gem (emphasis mine),

"I believe in balanced budgets, but I think the best way to do that is to make sure we come out of recession without having completely devastated our potential to recover. Increased investment and borrowing is needed, because it's a slow rise we need."

Got to love the contradiction there, he believes in balanced budgets and thinks increasing borrowing and spending, sorry "investment", is the way to achieve it?

That's a bit like saying "I believe in vegetarianism, now please pass me a hamburger"."

And where next? How about this charming quote:

"I appreciate that I am (very) young, but the commons is full of rose-cheeked guffawing old men, and few of them know how to make a slippery nipple, or what it feels like to shower stale fag ash out of your hair... Why don't we have any young parliamentarians?"

Well Tom, if you believe that stinking of fags and being able to mix shots qualifies you to be an elected representative of the people then you have probably just answered your own question. Is this kid for real? In one sentence he has probably, single handed, put the case for younger representation in parliament back ten paces. Being able to mix shots (and clearly not hold them if you end up with your head in the ashtray,) is hardly top of the list for qualifications for young parliamentarians. TB doubts Pitt the Younger used the slippery nipple line when arguing why his elders should take him seriously. Did Tom use this line in front of his selection panel?

What a moron.

What next? Well lets have a look at young Gareth's CV shall we? As TB mentioned previously, Miller was one of the henchman at the time of the Draper/McBride scandal. What he fails to mention though is the sympathy job he got with the New Labourish Game Changer PR after he was fired from LabourList. Miller is some sort of

"consultant" with Game Changer

(he is apparently in the Slippery Nipple and Fag Ash Brand Development Department.) Why does he leave this fact out of the interview? Why is he hiding where he works? What's wrong with working in PR?

Odd no?

Like all good rants TB will end with a quote. No TB won't be naff and quote a Kennedy like Miller, but instead will leave this gem from the man himself to gnaw at the back of your head.

"as a socialist, power is in itself an important part of my principles" (10:39 am comment)

Everything else aside, there is the chilling proof that this man should be kept as far away from any semblance of power as possible. There is a glimpse into his inner lefty frame of mind, and it's not a nice view.

Idiot.

Guest Post - I Challenge You To Care

While TB is lying in the sun he will keep one paw on the keyboard every few days as well as putting up the occasional guest post. Ever since the whole Nightjack affair, TB has got into reading a fair few police blogs. Often anonymous and cutting, these bloggers are risking their careers and security by bravely blowing the whistle on the reality of Britain's police forces, that have been bought to near breaking point by failed Labour policies. Here "

PC Ellie Bloggs

" gives a shocking dose of reality:

I probably considered myself fairly liberal before I joined the police. I might even have harboured feelings that criminals are born of circumstance and that people are generally jolly pleasant chaps.

Standing in custody last Friday night, waiting to book in my snarling, swearing, vomiting seventeen-year-old prisoner, it occurred to me that it may only be possible to be a left-wing liberal if you have never experienced the true face of crime. On Friday, there were twenty prisoners already in custody. Nine of them were under eighteen. Twelve of them needed the doctor to prescribe them sedatives, anti-withdrawal drugs or insulin, to prevent them literally dying during their time in custody. Five of them had been violent to the police on arrest, another seven had been abusive. One had never been arrested before. As I entered, an ambulance crew passed me in the other direction muttering something about ‘fakers’. And when it was finally my turn, the prisoner behind me in the queue decided to explode in a frenzy of kicking, urination and swearing, and we all had to drop everything to bundle him forcibly into a cell.

I’d say the collection was a pretty good snapshot of criminality in this country. It is a never-ending parade of drug abuse, alcoholism, untamed testosterone and furious youth. The same faces appear day after day - often literally - and roll round kicking and screaming on the conveyor belt of criminal justice. They neither seek, want nor accept help, and in any event we haven’t got any to give them.

Of course, none of what the police experience of criminals is actually admissible in court. Judges and magistrates see the offender one or two years down the line, dressed in their ‘good’ tracksuit, their lawyers declaring how they haven’t been in trouble at all since the incident. (Apart from the five other cases still pending a court date, your honour.) Stories are bandied around of childhood abandonment, the clutches of heroin, bullies preying on the weak and simple. Nobody, not even the offender, believes any of them. And yet he/she walks free at the end of the day and is back in custody the following weekend.

I do despair when I read yet more news of the government’s plans to keep everyone out of jail and put over half the country through higher education. Why not just cut out the middle man and send convicted criminals straight to university?

I never thought I’d become a hardline traditionalist through joining the police – if anything I care more than ever about human rights and freedoms. But I care more about myself: my family walking down the street at night and my possessions locked in my house and car. The people paraded before me in custody on Friday night would take away those things in a single blink of an eyelid, and forget doing it straight afterwards. All the new laws, new sentences, and new attitudes just aren’t working. Perhaps it’s time to try something old.

If you would like to submit a guest post then get in touch here. Also check out

PC Bloggs

here.

Who is running the country?

After days of speculation TB can confirm it is in fact he, not Mandy, who is running the country by blackberry from his Mediterranean retreat.

Jet Set Bear

Not sure what all that fuss about Terminal 5 was... TB found it very civilised but then again he was running very late and managed to convince the charming BA stewardess to fast track him through everything.

From DC to the south of France.

It's a hard life. Back soon.

When TB met Ann Coulter...

If you happen to be one of those unfortunate people who suffer from a leftist disposition then look away now...How can this picture be beaten? Bush? Cheney? Palin?

Cheers

TB is rather chuffed to have just noticed he has crept up to 11th in the

Wikio Political Blog rankings

which measure influence in the British political blogosphere. TB feels he has been abandoning the blog recently and sadly it's only going to get worse for the next few weeks when he is lying by a pool. Thank you very much to the thousands of you who swing by on a regular basis and normal service will resume eventually.

Got a redesign in the pipeline, a slight expansion, and of course TB's 2nd annual conference bash. Details of all of these will emerge soon so keep reading.

Thanks again!

Western Society Collapses...

So you spend all this time trying to find wifi and then the

internet breaks

:

"Twitter down today? Yup, so of course the social media addicts head on over to Facebook, which is experiencing outages of its own, although fortunately less frequent ones. Mashable staff are experiencing everything from “Network Errors” to a good percentage of pages simply failing to load.

Mashable commenters add that they’re also struggling with Facebook, the likely cause being a flood of Twitter traffic hitting the site."

Oh the irony.

Kodak moment...

Wifi is sporadic but TB is still having a great time out here at the

YAF

conference. A familiar face came along yesterday and gave this barnstorming speech:



Following the speech, the Brits and some selected American friends were whisked to our embassy for a reception.

Was a great evening.

Flying from DC to the south of France on Saturday, but TB has a funny feeling it won't be long before he is back out here...

Exclusive: Newt Gingrich to run for the White House

After a rabble rousing speech to the YAF conference, the former House Speaker was asked whether he had booked any vacation time to visit the states of Iowa, New Hampshire, Massachusetts etc early in 2012. After batting the question away with humour, Gingrich seemed the think twice and with a slight glint in his eye, smiled and said there would be a decision to be made in January 2011.

Cue much enthusiastic applause.

Newt Gingrich's Contract with America delivered a balanced budget and the first tax cut in sixteen years back in the mid nineties. He has the ideas and potential backing and support to redraw the battle lines and throw the gauntlet down to the spend-happy democrats and the floundering Obama administration.

The Republican Party desperately needs a figurehead, a banner to come together under once again. Speaker Gingrich has saved the GOP once and it would be fascinating to watch him try do it again. The invisible primary is already well underway - perhaps the GOP nomination is exactly why a busy man would take time out of his day to talk to hundreds of young activists for a few hours.

He sure has hell didn't deny it.

Ugh...

TB has just quickly flicked through his emails while he has the chance. Apologies for the lack of replies, he will get back to y'all real soon. (Just kidding there is not a chance in hell TB would lose his English accent over here. It's golden.) Anyway, this one in particular hit a nerve:

"... have you seen Harman's recent obsessively sexist outbursts? "Men caused the credit crunch" "There must always be a woman at the top of government" "Men are evil" etc. All the papers are reporting on how this is "barking mad" but nobody is pointing out that politically it is actually quite shrewd. There are plenty of Labourites whose reason for getting out of bed in the morning is the absurd concept of "equality" or "positive discrimination." She's positioning herself, no doubt about it"

Ugh. TB might have to stay here if that is really the case.

Much to rant about when there is a spare moment.

Letter from America

TB has having a wonderful time at the Young America's Foundation national conference here in DC. The organisation, turnout, speakers, women and soundness is really a reality check to just how far the British grassroots conservative movement has to go. People have travelled from all over the US to be here, from every state and every right wing political view point. Have managed to find a decent wifi connection in a bar now so TB will grab his laptop later and blog properly. In the meantime the blackberry is going away because it's time to hear Newt Gringrich speak...

Missing y'all.

Busy Bear

TB is busy getting settled in to George Washington University, his home for the next week. Blogging will be light as there is a serious lack of WiFi.

Seems silly season is in full swing so nowt really going on.

Will see if TB can find some nice republican ladies for a southern belles totty watch edition.

Something for the weekend...

There is a storm brewing here tonight in DC. Fingers crossed it might clear some of the intense humidity, but apparently it often only makes it worse. Guess that is what you get when you build a city on a swamp!

Either way TB is taking it easy tonight and hit the room service. Tucked up in bed watching the West Wing,

seemingly like a true Cameroon

. Blogging will probably be slow again for the next few days. Tomorrow is particularly busy as TB will be spending the day with former Reagan speechwriter Dr John Shosky to polish his speech writing technique. In the mean time enjoy...



Have a good weekend. Happy recess.

Former Clinton strategist proves he is still a moron...

Mark Penn was Hillary Clinton's useless campaign strategist who presided over her abortive attempt at the Presidency. Mr Penn has resurfaced in the

latest edition of PR Week

to tell the world he thinks Gordon Brown can still win the election.

Well no offence Mark, but excuse TB if he doesn't take a single thing someone who instigated a campaign of leaks and dirty tricks before eventually having to resign for

being a sleazeball

has to say.

Still an idiot then.