Mate, you look like you was BORN to the role. I see great things ahead. 2020. Tory Bear. MP for somewhere suburban and ghastly. Skewered by undercover C4 reportage. It's in the stars...I can see it more clearly than my glass over there. Need more mixers. Damn.
The two problems TB has with yoof politics is the lack of accountability and a lack of humour - TB intends to kill, or at least wound these two birds with one stone. editor@torybear.com
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Too right !
And you sound nowhere near arrogant enough too !!!
It's your pimp I was more interested in TB, is it the delectable Emily no mates? Deliceussss.
The boy TB done well and I can see a new career on the telly perhaps?
Mate, you look like you was BORN to the role. I see great things ahead. 2020. Tory Bear. MP for somewhere suburban and ghastly. Skewered by undercover C4 reportage. It's in the stars...I can see it more clearly than my glass over there. Need more mixers. Damn.
No, you don't look like Byers. Oliver Letwin yes, but not Byers.
That is Byers no?