Just Jealous Because TB Didn't Get "Tory Bear"

Amazing what you overhear in the Guy News room.

Emily Nomates

, having applied for a press badge for the Tory campaign media events, received a phone call regarding some name confusion:

CCHQ: You seem to have two different names on your media pass form?
EN: No one is my name and the Emily Nomates is a different name.
CCHQ: They are two people?
EN: Err no they are the same person...

Pause while TB strained to hear what was being said..

EN: Yes Ms.Nomates will be fine.

Brilliant security.