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Is it:
"Oh My God, Theresa May's going to poke Brown in the nuts with her giant ceremonial strap on!"
I'm pretty sure William Hague is giving Brown the "wanker" sign.
Fox: Ha ha ha.
Osborne: Trynottolaughtrynottolaugh.
Hague: I have to hand it to him, that was a zinger.
Cameron: I bow low before the comedymeister.
May: Will someone explain the joke to me?
Mitchell: I'm thinking of having scallops for lunch, how about you?
They're all thinking: "What a cunt. And when we get our hands on the levers of power, we'll be exactly the same."
That's an extremely short one for an adult male.
Hague: *cough*WANKER*cough*
Rather shamefully, I don't recognise half of them... Is that Oliver Heald at the left?
Anyway, from left to right:
???: Zzzzzzzzz
Osborne: Staring contest!
Hague: George, fist bump!
Cameron: Psst, Gordon, want another try at that last answer?
May(?): Eww... what's that on his teeth?
???: So, do you come here often?
Allegations of foul play after Tory MP hit in the head by BBC Subtitles logo.
And we're still only seven points clear?
From left to right:
"dick"
"dick"
"dick"
"dick"
"dick"
"he's a bit of a dick"
Dave's silent-but-deadly fart achieved near total surprise on his victims.
Eep! Can't believe I didn't recognise Liam Fox :(
So, the right (cough) honourable (cough) gentleman (cough) will keep one eye on the economy?
I suppose he'll be keeping the other eye on Labour corruption, will he?
Tories have trouble containing themselves as Brown thanks them for the giant, gold-plated felt-tip.
Fox: [Censored]
Osborne: A lot of Peter Watt's book does ring true.
Hague: Things can only get better.
The Dude: Please give Tony Blair a major role in Labour's election campaign.
Lt Cmdr May: I must check Ebay later to see if there are any more Star Trek costumes up.
Sir George Young: I must lean this way so my face isn't obscured by the 'Subtitles' graphic.
FOX: Film...
OSBORNE: Six words...
MAY: First Word...
HAGUE: Harry...
CAMERON: Harry Potter and the Deathly Goodbyes!
SIR GEORGE: [aside] What a f*cking charade.