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Wednesday, 10 February 2010
But what did Dave and Eric say?
Answers below, winner gets a copy of Tim Bale's exquisitely researched
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David Cameron's heart sinks as he realises his call to the "Busty Northern Lasses" chat-line will be published in his expenses.
'Eric, what do you mean you're not at the meeting?'
or:
'We think "Cash for change" works better than "Cash for peerages"'
'Eric, what do you mean you're not at the meeting?'
or:
'We think "Cash for change" works better than "Cash for peerages"'
DAVE: Hello? Eric is that you...?
ERIC: Er... yes.
DAVE: Sorry Eric. Must be a crossed line.
ERIC: It's OK. It was ringing anyway.
Dave: "No, Joanne, when Eric says chum he definitely does not mean chump."
Dave: "No, no, Joanne, the pram is for putting the new baby IN, not for you to throw your toys OUT"
Eric: "Is it just me, or wasn't Joanne Cash some kind of old American gospel singer in black?"
DAVE: "But I can't nominate you for Rear of the Year as a consolation Joanne, I've already used up my vote nominating Ms Harperson"
ERIC: "I told you not to squander that vote on Harriet, Dave"
DAVE: "Look, don't worry, Joanne, we'll find you another constituency we can parachute you into, oh sorry, I mean put you forward for consideration. Eric's looking for one right now, beside me".
ERIC: "There's one here Dave, Kirkaldy & Cowdenbeath, some bloke called Brown"
DAVE: "No, Mrs Sayers, I have given the Cash Cutie my cast-iron guarantee of support, and that is completely irrevocable"
ERIC: "Er, your last cast-iron guarantee wasn't exactly irrevocable, Dave, was it?"
Cameron and Pickles call Cash for questions
Dave: "I'm livid. Sort it out. We can't let this drag us down."
Eric: "Yes, hello. I'll have a large peperoni with extra cheese, no mushrooms and a big bottle of coke. Thanks chum."