Sunday, 29 November 2009

Exclusive: Simon Cowell and Cheryl Cole

Well don't ever say TB doesn't provide a comprehensive service. The sexual tension is pretty obvious, the little jokes and the hand draped on the back, and that's without the way he looks at her. TB's man in the know has just confirmed what he has long suspected - Simon Cowell is getting it on with Cheryl Cole. Good lad. TB has had this double sourced now.

Hello! and OK! better credit him!


12 comments:

Obnoxio The Clown
said...

So, what you're saying is that Simon is providing Cheryl Cole with a comprehensive service? :o)

Anonymous said...

If I was Chezza, I'd be a little concerned about him at home going all Erin Woods

https://photos.tmz.com/galleries/tiger_woods_crash_scene#tab=most_recent

KeepRightOnline
said...

That sound you can hear is the clumsy feet of Carter-Ruck pounding towards TB's door. ;)

More
said...

Thank you ToryBear, that's an image I did not need.

Up there with Tony and Cherie doing the nasty.

*going to find the mind bleach*

The Boiling Frog
said...

Poor old Ashley Cole, I feel so sorry for him, what has he ever done to deserve this humiliation?

Norton Folgate
said...

If it's true it will be a HUGE story.

It will be interesting to see how fast this spreads.

Anonymous said...

Oh come on! She can't have made two horrendous mistakes in a row, can she!?

Pam Nash
said...

There was a story to this effect started a couple of weeks ago by some mischievous Arsenal fans with the power to propagate the rumour; obviously with the intention of winding up Cashley. So it WAS genuine, then?

Mr Eugenides
said...

I think that should read "the litigious Simon Cowell"...

Bill said...

The Boiling Frog said...

"Poor old Ashley Cole, I feel so sorry for him, what has he ever done to deserve this humiliation?"



Well he done that hairdresser for a start didn't he?

Anonymous said...

yes i think that was the point bill.

The Boiling Frog
said...

An addendum TB;

The Daily Mail has reported today:

But her ring finger was missing the massive rock of a wedding ring - although it's more than likely she removed it out of fear of snagging her dress.

Complete bollocks, no woman goes without wearing her wedding or engagement ring, trust me I'm married!

The first comment on the 'best rated' comments section says it all.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1232545/Sleek-Cheryl-Cole-keeps-simple-clingy-knitted-LBD-night-capital.html

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