Vintage Boris:

Apologies for the shameless use of Twitter for amusing stories today, TB isn't

the only one

, but having a very busy afternoon knee deep in the law. Looking into the ins and outs of fraud by misrepresentation and the legal nightmare this entails. All will be revealed...

Anyway in the mean time this made TB laugh. A lot:

Ken was born?

TB always presumed he congealed in a gutter somewhere.

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