How to deal with the police. Lesson one:

TB had an interesting conversation with his flatmate (TBFM) while watching the Speaker squirm.

TB: Say the police turned up at this flat and said is XXXXX XXXX here please?
TBFM: Errr why?
TB: Well we are here to arrest him, can we come in?
TBFM: Do you have a warrant?
TB: Errrh no.
TBFM: Then piss off.

The Speaker must resign for failing to ask even the most simple of questions.