"I think I fancy Boris..."
When TB sees those ruddy red cheeks, blonde floppy hair, his knees go weak...
Arriving a characteristically 40 minutes late, BJ split the room like some sort of 20th century Moses... Half of the hacks instantly dived on the "devilishly handsome man," while the other slightly cooler CF players held back munching on the canapes. They were clearly way too sound to let on that their idol had just brushed past their artfully distressed jeans and jacket combo.
Hearts were fluttering throughout the room, a small queue of pretty young CF girles formed whenever the poor lad stopped. Fighting the heat of a packed basement - or "dungeon" as he called it, Boris ripped off the tie off as he entered - he claimed later to be dressing down to meet George Osborne for supper.
A bloody good night seems to be had by all. In the post Boris haze, TB couldn't help laugh at the ever keen ABB corner "the second most important man in the room" for one of her no doubt intense chats.
For those girlies left standing the late arrival of MarClar was almost too much. The famous candidate, interns in tow, was cursing the fact he missed Boris for the second time that night- having crashed the GLA Summer Party under the guise of still being CF Chairman, (you better get on to that Rock!?) It didn't stop him handing out his own branded merchandise though... TB has yet to see a more dreadful business card...
The pen will come in handy though...
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As someone who spent days on the Boris bus as well as working their little feet off in the run-up to election day, I should be rather upset at the fact that my personalised invitation to this exclusive soiree with the CF "great and good" (!) seems to have gone missing in the post...
Alas I went to the REAL Boris thank you party at CCHQ on the evening of May 2nd, drank champers, ate oysters, had my pic with Boris and Stanley when the rest of these losers were swilling lukewarm beer in the Seven Stars!
Hope you all enjoyed the jelly and blancmange!
'Packed'!!!!
I wish my trains were as 'packed' as that on a morning - I'd have a seat guaranteed every time!
Seriously though, a good time was had. Boris was his usual loveable self his words were (almost) to the point and he gave us a few laughs.
I have to say, I feel sorry for him at things like that.
I can imagine that 'Tory Boys n Girls' coming up to you in a boozer bending your ear for 30 minutes on pointless ideas/concerns they have when he can barely hear you but must feign interest would be quite tiresome.
Note: I was one of the 'cool kids' eating the Canapes (and where else would I be!!!) though that was more to do with the busted ribs than then urge to fight through the 'hordes' of people striving to get a lock of the Big Mans hair - or whatever else kids these days want.
Alister
Having to spend any amount of time with London CF would be enough to make me stab myself in the groin, I dont know how Boris could cope.
Any more on who is cheating on their fiance?
The Boris party on 2nd may (which I also attended) was I believe for the staff who worked at county hall, plus a limited guestlist.
The party last night was to thank CF for their help during the campaign. Invitations were sent out on Facebook.
alister cooling i think you are a miserable sod, why must you knock everything?
I don't 'knock' everything.
On the contrary I said the event itself was good and merely pointed out that 'packed' wasn't quite the correct term.
The fact that it wasn't packed to the rafters made it an even more entertaining evening - especially as pretty much EVERYONE left the moment Boris did.
Also, the incessant badgering of people like Boris by people who think they have something incredibly important to say and take up his time when its simply a 'meet and greet' must be rather tiresome.
If you genuinely think you have some Earth Shattering comment, observation or Policy that will change the course of Mankind - drop him an email, write him a letter or try arrange a meeting with him.
Then he'll pay you the attention you deserve.
Thanks
I once saw Boris cornered by a particularly repellent Tory boy who pulled out his mobile phone, dialled his mother and insisted on getting Boris to speak to her - onlookers quickly shuffled Boris away to save him.
Can someone confirm how one got onto the guest list for this shindig?
tired of reading "alister j. cooling" comments on everything you put on here- very boring tb. can you please have a max amount of posts allowed each day. who is he anyway.
Who is cheating on their fiance? I guess fiance rather than fiancee means it's a girl being naughty???
No its definately a boy who has been playing away
wow, who gives a shit? Has the summer been so boring?
Come on we need more than that!!!
There is a rather more prominent CF engaged couple and there is a danger people may think this is referring to them - it most certainly isn't btw.
The notion there is such a thing as a “prominent” CF couple is absolutely ridiculous :-)
Its not a member of the NME.