Wednesday, 21 April 2010

The Tragical History Tour

Two videos hitting the Lib Dems surfaced over night. One from the

Guy News
room:



And the other interesting one from
ConservativeHome
:



The sun is shining, Clegg is unravelling and ComRes has Tories nine points ahead. Haven't Labour been quiet recently...

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

New Tory Poster

Looking good:

Very good.

Clegg Gets the Andrew Neil Treatment



Since when has "err I live in Sheffield" been an excuse for redoing your kitchen?

See post below. No wonder Cleggy isn't taking questions from hostile print hacks today...

Throwing the Kitchen Sink at Clegg

With great poll leads comes great scrutiny and surprise surprise Clegg is already beginning to show signs he can't take the heat. In the debates he said in a rather saintly fashion that "there are still people who haven’t taken full responsibility" for the expenses crisis. While this is true perhaps Clegg should include himself on that list.

At this morning's presser he came out with a pretty poor defence of his own claims. "“It’s a modest, semi-detached, pebble-dash home, it was in a state of complete disrepair, the garden was a complete eyesore" - What would the neighbours say!?

Having paid nearly £10k in legal fees to purchase the house, charged to the taxpayer natch, you would have thought that someone who claims to want to clean up politics wouldn't have bought a house that didn't need a publicly funded re-sprucing. But no, Nick thought he would go to town...

Two payments of £2,600 on kitchen refurbishment were claimed for. The first ‘to supply and fit kitchen as plan at the above address to include units, worktops, sink / taps, oven, hob and extractor. The second for ‘improvements carried out at the above property: Plastering of lounge; decoration of lounge, sitting room, hall stairs and landing; Supply and fit new carpeting to hall stairs and landing areas; selection flooring and tiles for new kitchen; decoration of kitchen; cleaning as necessary; organisation and supervision of all the above work.’

You'd think that would do it right? But no there was more. Another £2,147 in fact for, you guessed it, his kitchen. ‘To supply and fit pipework and new waste pipe to pantry for washing machine, hack off and re-plaster kitchen walls. Supply and fit laminate flooring, boxing to pipes under boiler and tiles to kitchen.’

And what about that eyesore outside? Nothing that £4k of gardening didn't fix. In March 2008, his gardener even wrote a summary of his ‘plan of attack’ for the year, which was to weed the front garden and keep up ‘pruning around back’. Such a good service!

Let's not forget the year he claimed 101% of the mortgage limit. At least he didn't have to re-mortgage his house for his kitchen repairs...

Making Your Mind Up

The things TB does for his good buddy TV's Shane Greer...



No sniggering at the back.

Monday, 19 April 2010

The City Speaks

Some interesting factoids out of Osborne's office this evening:

A poll
of senior investors at institutions managing a total of £1.75 trillion in assets has shown that:
  • 77% think that a Labour victory or hung Parliament could lead to a downgrading of the UK’s sovereign credit rating.
  • 74% think that a Labour victory or hung Parliament could lead to a fall in the value of sterling.
  • 55% think that a Labour victory or hung Parliament could lead to a long term rise in interest rates.
  • 68% think that a Conservative majority is most likely to lead to a rise in the stock market.
Nuff said.

Lib Dem Staffer Fired for Internet Tirade

Uber-clean and shiny Lib Dems have been left with red faces today after they were
forced
to fire a staffer for his tirades against religious people. Adam Webb wrote on his Facebook page that he wished "all religious people to just f**k off". He also said certain people should be "banned from breeding", including "vile women with too many kids". Nice.


Conservative PPB



The other laying into Brown big time was binned now Clegg is in the game.

Miliband's Moustache?

Is little David trying to look grown up?

His people refuse to deny or confirm...

Hague Vs Miliband - BBC2 14.15



Just Incase You Missed It...

This emerged when TB was in the pub on Friday night, he forgot to put it up over the weekend. Ladies and gentleman...Cameron Girls:



Well made, semi trained singers? Intriguing...

Mirror's Chicken Is Back


Errr why?

Spectacularly Poor Taste

One of TB's eyes and ears was a little shocked to see this poster at Stockwell tube:

The tag line reads "There's nothing wrong with a little shooting as long as the right people get shot." Someone should probably get a bollocking...

So seems TB was emailed something about three years old. Oh well.

The End to Old Politics

Don't let the Liberal Democrats pretend they are anything but "old politicians". The closet Clegg has got to ending "old politics" was his part in stabbing Ming Campbell in the back. And let's not forget the bunfight that followed...



And can someone please remind Clegg next time he discusses the very effective line of "the old parties" that the Liberals are older than Labour!

Friday, 16 April 2010

Guy News - Your Election HQ



What a Bott They Got

Tory activists have been left spitting blood after the defection of the delectably named Anastasia Beaumont-Bott, the former head of the Tories LGBT movement. She claims that since Grayling's comments she has suddenly seen the Labour light, no ifs, no buts, and shared a press conference platform with David Miliband this week. If she was ever a Tory surely it was about more than gay rights? The backside of this story is a little murkier though...

Along with photos, in no way safe for work, tales of party conference hotel shenanigans, unsubstantiated smears and the fact that Bott jumped before she was thrown out on her arse, have all come out in the wash. The detail is here if you want to get to the bottom of why she really left the Tories. Her former party colleagues are clearly glad to see the back of her, some have career reasons to fear stories about her will rear up again. It was always inevitable this attention seeker would return.

If her late night not-quite-WebCameron-antics, now circulating widely, are anything to go by, she is far from camera shy...

Not Everyone Enjoyed the Debate...

As the dust settles the polls continue... ComRes are showing Con 36% LibDems 35% Labour 24% - a long shot, but a fascinating insight into the effect of having Clegg promoted to the big boy table. He will have a lot of weight on his shoulders to win the next one and will be up against the fact the novelty of him will have worn off. For what it's worth TB would love to see the Lib Dems as the official opposisiton after the next election. For Labour to be forced to third would be the final nail in the coffin of socialism in this country and cannot come a day too soon.

TB has a busy afternoon Guy Newsing, but look out for an pre-recorded interview he just did via Skype for ITV news.

Thursday, 15 April 2010

What Next?

Sky have to make sure that when the debate is actually brewing, when points are being discussed let the conversation flow and let the public actually see the truth.

All the candidates need to rehearse less, it was all too soundbite-y, too stilted, too cautious. Chill out a bit, stop walking the balancing act and go on what you really believe in. It was all rather passionless. The Cameron we need to see was the angry Dave who was riled up when he got off the campaign bus the other day and slammed the three MPs over their legal aid.

Stop the rehearsals, if you don't know your manifesto now then it's too late.

First Thoughts

So it was gaffe free, Brown fibbed, Clegg begged and apparently Dave won. That may be the case but he missed a lot of things out. It was a real shame the helicopter debate was so stiffled. Cameron needs to show a lot more anger next time and really give Brown the kicking he deserves.

So key moments? Did you know Nick Clegg was from Sheffield? He mentioned it enough. Brown told a fair few porkies, he claimed he has promised to increase police spending every year, but Labour's pledge is actually that police numbers will be maintained, not that police funding will rise. He also said “Police have to spend 80 per cent of their time now on the streets.” The Advertising Standards Agency have ruled this statement incorrect and illegal.Cleggs sums were dodgy too. He grabbed an extra £5 billion of savings out of thin air, £15 billion when his manifesto only promises 10.

Brown still doesn't get that if you take money out of the state it is not taking the money out of the economy. The state is not the economy - taking money from the state is not taking money OUT of the economy it is putting it IN.

As for the rest of the debate? It was ruined by ITVs awful set, lighting, sound and graphics and Alastair Stewart was a dire shouty host. What is the point of interupting everyone just as the debate was getting interesting. TB did have to chuckle when he told off Clegg like a naughty schoolboy.

All the candidates could do without the constant name checking of locations and towns. It sounded like a drinking game. Brown's bunker lines fell pretty flat. He should lay of the jokes. Clegg will probably be the polled winner. What did he have to lose? He will still never be in power... A solid perfomance from Cameron but more anger next time would "secure" the victory to coin a phrase.

Tie Analysis

Of course the most important analysis of the night will be off the choice of ties. TB has the verdict from a top fashionista:

Clegg - Yellow - firstly satin tie, bad move, shade was also murky. Yellow is associated with optimism, and youthfulness however some shades of yellow can be associated with cowardice.

Cameron - Very crisp shirt against a very good blue. Blue can add trust and credibility, also blue causes the body to produce chemicals that are calming.

Brown - Very bad suit/shirt/tie combination. Pink - feminine colour, all image consultants know it is a very bad colour for use on tv presentations. Mainly because it can symbolise naivety or weakness. He would have been better off with red which although can be seen as aggressive and overpowering - it also shows power and energy - especially if the person is shy, giving presentations or in sales. Brown is trying to sell himself. It would have been greatly in his favour.

You read it here first.