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I'm not short of a bob though.
Sorry.
Cleese: I look down on him because I am upper-class.
Barker: I look up to him because he is upper-class; but I look down on him because he is lower-class. I am middle-class.
Corbett: I know my place
Milliband: You know Torybear will make this into a caption competition don't you Sarah?
Teather: Yes, I've come to expect it of the posh cunt.
Gove: Oi, less of the posh!
Labour confident vote share is proportional to height.
who are ya who are ya who are ya
"I like the war paint."
Would you like to be a politician when you grow up?
Gove: "For crying out loud Sarah, I know you Lib Dems will do anything for publicity, but there's a time and a place for that kind of thing..."
Milipede: "He's got a point luv, you're going to ladder those tights if you don't get up off your knees..."
Lib Dems at last find Clegg something useful to do. Teather unhappy with how steady he's holding the stepladder.
Are either of you two Nick Clegg?
If this photo was depicted by a "not to scale" graph on a Lib Dem campaign leaflet, Teather would only be an inch shorter than Milliband.
3ft 6in woman with flat head for yer beer - perfect blowjob!
Both Gove and Milliband think: 'Ah, somewhere to rest my pint.'
Milliband is wondering whether the height difference means it will be easier to get his leg over.
Gove is asking if she knows of some cheap office space.
See here:
https://thecredo.wordpress.com/2010/04/07/roundup-for-07-april-2010/
"Dwarfs receive right to vote May 6"
Perfect height for a "Rennardjob".