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Oh for F*ck sake! Will you just piss off
ding dong..
Woman: Hellloo?
Harman: Sorry to bother you but can my friend use your loo?
** CLAPS **
"Hi there, we're the Government. We're the ones who said that building societies can only respossess houses as a last resort. We though we would get in first, hand over the keys please."
No need, I've already voted for Georgina Gould
ohai guise! i can haz ur monies plx? i needz to pay my debtz!
Hello, sir, did you order a limp water-biscuit?
"We're collecting for the MPs allowance fund. For just £170 a day, you could provide food, travel AND a roof over the head of a Member of Parliament."
'Hello we have a special birthday strippergram for TB by Jacqui Smith,she been watch videos for tips you know, she be accompanied by Brown on the bagpipes.'
"Who's the bloke?"
"Trick or treat!"
DK
"Sorry, I already have Double-Glazing".
"I'm reminded of those people who come to your door; one pretends to read your gas meter, while the other robs your house"
David Cameron 26th April 2009
Halloween already is it? I assume that's why you brought your ghoul..Seriously would just slam the door in their face. Course that is a willing participant else the camera wouldn't be in the hallway to take the welcoming shot. Says more about the person inside than it does those two outside....
Shortly after moving into no.34 Acacia St, Sue discovered there were worse callers than Jehovah's Witnesses...
"Hello, we're from the government and we're here to help ourselves"
Hello, we're from the WashedUpLabourHacks Appeal. My friend here will soon be unemployed, and unemployable, so would you be so kind as to allow him to take over the downstairs of your house?
If you refuse, he'll just move in anyway, so let's avoid any embarrassing scenes.
Thanks so very much!
Labour fundrasing post-Cash for Questions.
"Any knives need sharpening, missus? Clothes pegs, ten for a pound? Scrap metal? Any old clothes?"
"No. Piss off."
"Window's cleaned, missus? My mate here's a dab hand with smears."
*slam*
Piss off you two!
Yup, another
*Brown and Harman see the bedraggled hair of the person whose door they've just knocked on.*
Brown: Hello, Richard Timney? Sorry to bother you, since I know you normally like to watch a bit of telly around this hour...