Wednesday, 22 April 2009
Tuesday, 21 April 2009
Rage must run in the family...
The DC gossip blog
Cue one massive Twitter based freakout - start reading from the bottom:
Funnily enough the tweets disappeared very quickly, but not before someone got a screen grab of course!
Oh dear it seems she was pretty rattled by criticism.
YouTube Fail.
A masterpiece of spin once again from Mr Brown today, but once again, within minutes, it all unravels. Two birds, one stone - firstly he killed off the dying dregs of the smeargate story. Secondly he distracted the news agenda for the day - stopping people talking about the Budget. Tomorrow is going to be a day of dreadful headlines for Labour and it is no wonder Brown didn't want to face the press pack today. The ill thought out and rushed plans were broadcast in a painful and cringe-worthy attempt to not only look down with the kids, but to also hide from scrutiny. You can see how awkward he feels with his fake smile, weird gestures, and constant lapses back into grumpiness.
Brown announced when he came to power that he was going to end the days of spin that had dominated the Blair government. He promised to stop bypassing Parliament for big announcements. Well at least Blair had the balls to leak things to the press first, at least there was some degree of accountability. Instead Brown's announcement bypassed any editorial input, questioning and scrutiny from absolutely anyone. How can he lead the country when he is too scared to even face some awkward questions from journalists?
And if you want a vision of how Brown would really like to see this country run; "Children tell me that they want to be teachers, doctors, fireman" All good public sector workers suckling on the teet of the state. Who are these strange kids Brown is meeting who want to join his Utopian super state. There is no mention of entrepreneurs, businessmen, lawyers and dare TB say it bankers? And what a blatant lie about not meeting any young people who want to be MPs. The only people Brown associates himself with are loyal apparatchiks who have one goal and one goal only.
Climbing the greasy poll.
Imitation is the highest form of flattery...
TB's alter ego has been getting a lot of attention today, though he is glad to see that Liberal Youth haven't held a grudge about the muck raking he did during their elections. Far from it, as it seems they have
Steak and Dan Han...
By the looks of her Facebook status Miss Swann is already very excited:
Sore to miss this one.
A very good reason to get a haircut...
TB was talking to his flatmate
NP: I really need to get a haircut.
TB: Ah no you should grow it... [it looks a bit silly but sssh.]
NP: Dude I have a bloody mullet.
TB: Yeah grow it, grow it.. it will be funny.
NP: No way man.
TB: Why not?
NP: You know who has a mullet!?
TB: Who?
NP: Derek Draper.
Lost for words...
Happy Birthday Ma'am
Osborne's big day...
George Osborne has been on fine form in recent weeks. Check out
It's going to take something pretty special to top the "Labour has done it again" speech. This is possibly the most significant budget in a generation and Darling's opening line better be an apology for the blatant lies he told in November about being out of this recession by the autumn. Osborne is already warming up with talk of the "economic carnage of the last ten years" being laid bare on the "day of reckoning." Do us proud George.
You might even get another TB remix...
UPDATE 12.31:
Agreeing with Tom Harris, again.
TB was contacted by a journo this morning inquiring about whether he knew the identity of the Scottish blog
"An “attack blog” is a completely different animal from the kind of smear blog that McBride and Draper were planning to set up. By all means attack your opponents’ policies, but when you attack our families, or invent stuff to attack, you’ve crossed the line. And you’ve exposed yourself for having nothing of substance to attack on. And that means you’ve lost the argument, and deservedly so."
Hear hear.
"Mr Miller declined to comment..."
Monday, 20 April 2009
Guess who's back...
The dying days of Rome...
James Delingpole is on
"Failed tyrants are never more dangerous than in the last months of their terrible reigns. It's when the surviving political prisoners get bumped off, when the suicidal last-ditch offences are launched, when the dictator punishes his people for his own inadequacies by laying waste the land in a final act of hellish Götterdämmerung. So what can we expect from Gordon Brown?
Should do the trick...
To: editor@telegraph.co.uk
Sirs,
Your article on Gordon Brown's appearance in South Park (April 20th Gordon Brown to appear on South Park) is incorrect in stating that the Prime Minister is to be given an animated makeover. Indeed the episode has already been shown in America and although the character of the British Prime Minister bears a passing resemblance to Mr Brown, he does in fact have a generic cockney accent and no mention of his name is given.
Although Mr Brown has had a bad week, he can at least rest easy knowing the creators of South Park went easy on him, for now.
Calling all DJs...
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Head over to the
Gordon on South Park...
The Telegraph
"In the episode to be aired later this year, Mr Brown becomes part of an international plot to steal money from aliens in a bid to solve the global recession. He and other world leaders agree to claim the "space cash" found on a fugitive spaceship. However, the Prime Minister orders a nuclear attack on Finland after he discovers that it plans to tip off intergalactic police about the ploy."
If you are bored and have a spare two minutes
Who are you kidding?
Researcher Totty Watch - Week 2:
So vote away... results on Friday.