Wednesday, 29 April 2009

Totty Watch: Carla Bruni sex tapes

It seems that the French first Lady and reformed man-eater might be about to cause some serious red faces for her pint-sized lover's administration. The Mail is
reporting
that;

Hundreds of 'highly intimate' images of the French president's wife and her former lover have been stolen during a burglary.

The photographs and videos of Carla Bruni, who is on an official trip to Spain with Nicolas Sarkozy, date from the 41-year- old's affair with philosopher Raphael Enthoven.

Thieves broke into the Paris flat of his brother, 27-year-old actor Julien Enthoven, where the prints and videos were being kept, and stole them.

Police believe the images could be posted on the web, serving to embarrass Nicolas Sarkozy or be sold for a sizeable sum, thanks to his third wife's status
.

Anyone fancy throwing £20 into a whip around?

17 comments:

Lola
said...

"Anyone fancy throwing £20 into a whip around?" Do you mean that there are whips involved? Have you seen a preview? Cor!

Anonymous said...

What is all the fuss about ??

Glenda Jackson appeared in the nude in films before she was an MP.

That comes with the territory of being 'artistic'. The idea that this will somehow be some form of 'scandal' is rather laughable.

Especially when the French have a rather a more refreshing attitude to matters of sex and nudity.

denverthen
said...

Frenchies will think this is pretty cool. No prudes they.

I like Frenchies. (Well, I like Carla Bruni. Foxy lady. Woof).

Anonymous said...

Given Ms Bruni's looks it would of course be nice to see the pics.

However this would be a gross invasion of privacy. Not funny, Tory Bear. I thought is was nuLiebore who found such things amusing.

Anonymous said...

She's Italian.

Anonymous said...

She's Italian, not French.

Anonymous said...

I guess this was directed by her present husband via the French MI5.

Wouldn't you?

eye-eye

Julian
said...

Just thank God that they didn't break into Number 10 and steal nude pictures of Sarah Brown ...

Anonymous said...

Yo ho ho and bite her bum.

AndrewSouthLondon
said...

Any one got any pictures of you in a sex-romp Tory Bear? May be we could have a whip-round to NOT see them.

denverthen
said...

I like Italians, too, then (well, Carla Bruni...etc)

Anonymous said...

AndrewSouthLondon are you for hire for stand up?

Anonymous said...

I have some nude pics of Ch**** Blair. I will pay anyone £20 to take them off me.

Sarcy Sarko said...

What kind of whazzock gives his brother hundreds of nude photos of his ex-girlfriend?

Weirdo.

killemallletgodsortemout
said...

No big deal. The french couldn't give a rat's arse about stuff like that.

Anonymous said...

MMMM What would Lord Portillo make of this matter I wonder?

David Davis
said...

The real answer to this is "so what"?

The woman's lifestyle involved being frequently photographed either in the nude or doing stuff with "philosophers", so what can we expect?

If you hang about in the sewer, you will possibly get infected, but it does not really matter anyway.

But the pics will be "art" and not "sex", for she only has small breasts.

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