Totty Watch: Behind every great man...
Cities of London and Westminster CF
Chairman Ed Hallam had finally cut his hair, the reasons behind the chop have become clear. Regardless of the wrongs and rights, it has to be accepted that in these modern times, politics is increasingly focused on image. Political leaders go through makeovers, some work and some don't, (Nick Clegg looks about six years old now!) However newly appointed campaigns director of CLWCF, one Lucy Roblin, is shaking things up...Tory Bear understands that Miss Roblin stood over the personal stylist bought in for the makeover, clipboard and blackberry in hand, giving orders. It has also been confirmed by sources that Ed is now the proud owner of a pair of hair straighteners, and uses a range of products to keep his hair smooth and smart, all on the recommendation of his new PR guru.
Is Mr Hallam building his team, and image, for that long expected leadership bid?
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8 comments:
so shes the bird that straightened Eds hair?
Must be good at her job as shes straightening me just lookin at her pic
The plot thickens with news that my hair remains, long and thick, luscious and curly. A guaranteed crowd-pleaser at NUS :P
Just, wow...!
did she help him plot the reforms?
shes the 1 offerin bacon sandwiches in return for campaigning.
wudnt mind seeing her bacon butty i can tell ya
This looks like a cold, calculated piece of self-pr from Hallam, he will stop at nothing on his brutal path to power.
First he masterminded the dastardly reform plot and now he’s hired an image guru to give him a makeover to get him into Parliament!
Only one man could come up with such a devious conspiracy.. the man behind the reforms!
;-b
Tory Bear understands that Miss Roblin stood over the personal stylist bought in for the makeover, clipboard and blackberry in hand, giving orders.
Please, for all that should be good about politics, tell me you're making this up!!
Maybe I should start turning up at these youth events...