Do some work.

The Labour

twittering classes

, led by the normally funny

Tom Harris MP

are having a field day with the little tool they found online that allows them to make oh so witty and imaginative Conservative branded slogans.

So there's one for Tom, who is currently pissing your money up the wall while he sits on his laptop, twittering and blogging this nonsense instead of representing the people who sent him to Westminster.