Comments on Tory Bear - right-wing political gossip: Over TB's Dead Body

Oh, last night, let me see..... In Wanda's roo...

2009-10-27T14:50:56.750Z

Oh, last night, let me see..... In Wanda's room, we had, um, John, I think his name was.
There was also a John in Marie Celeste's room...........Oh, but he was gone by 11 and, after that, there was another John.........

Has nobody considered that this census provides a ...

2009-10-27T09:24:43.677Z

Has nobody considered that this census provides a chunk of the information for re-rating of council tax bands?

Well I know their sex, but names and dates of birt...

2009-10-27T00:36:59.648Z

Well I know their sex, but names and dates of birth? If I'd known they wanted to know that, I'd have kept a guestbook...

If you had done the least of research you would ha...

2009-10-26T21:52:28.683Z

If you had done the least of research you would have learned that since the census started in 1841, visitors have been included.

In the quaint language of the time....
"The column heading asked for 'Names of each person who abode therein the preceding Night'. If the name of the person was not known, it was recorded as N.K."

I plan to be in a hotel that night or, for prefere...

2009-10-26T17:50:09.680Z

I plan to be in a hotel that night or, for preference, in another country entirely.

I looked into this yesterday. it seems that it wil...

2009-10-26T17:39:47.225Z

I looked into this yesterday. it seems that it will only be for overnight guests on a particular day, not, say, over the last 6 months. I think what they'll find is that on that particular day, no-one in the country has any overnight guests at all.

at least not officially... :)

No problem. Our guest that night will be a Mr F. O...

2009-10-26T16:52:44.408Z

No problem. Our guest that night will be a Mr F. Off and I shall be very happy so to advise Her Majesty's government.

Will Jimmy Snot declare his rent boy on that eveni...

2009-10-26T16:49:47.342Z

Will Jimmy Snot declare his rent boy on that evening?

Personally I'm only too happy to admit to havi...

2009-10-26T16:35:01.266Z

Personally I'm only too happy to admit to having 2 transgender Hungarian Nazis staying overnight in my spare room! (Funny, they only come over when there's a big census on, and they do their own washing)

Imagine the statisticians faces when the list of Jedi's etc builds up.

Not to mention Mr J of Nazareth and his mum - she's so nice . . .

Come on TB, where's your creativity? This is an opportunity not an imposition!

Well, I can supply the names and genders of overni...

2009-10-26T16:25:40.803Z

Well, I can supply the names and genders of overnight visitors here at "Chateau John", but as for Fifi's, Kelly's and Robbie's birth dates — well, I'd have to ask their owners.

I know Kelly is about two years old now; and if I also need to include colour I'd have to put "tabby"…

As I commented this in my blog:

There used to be a saying in the United States: “Democrats put their noses into our wallets and Republicans into our bedrooms.” Interestingly, here in the UK, the Labour party put their noses into both our wallets and bedrooms. Damn they’re effective.

Come come now, don't be shy Just do the follo...

2009-10-26T15:41:22.639Z

Come come now, don't be shy

Just do the following

Guest: Lord Fondlebum of Boy
Room: Gimp Cellar