Comments on Tory Bear - right-wing political gossip: Caption Contest - Real Prize

You should update us on the winner TB... Not very ...

2009-11-23T12:56:52.789Z

You should update us on the winner TB... Not very good to do otherwise...

"Can't catch me! [on expenses] Na na na n...

2009-11-09T11:37:28.262Z

"Can't catch me! [on expenses] Na na na na na!"

Living on Rations can drive one slightly mad dontc...

2009-11-09T09:09:41.455Z

Living on Rations can drive one slightly mad dontcha know

"Gordon told me that, if you get Mandleson...

2009-11-08T19:11:59.530Z

"Gordon told me that, if you get Mandleson's belt loops at forehead height, you just need to put your tongue out.............

Alan Duncan didn't realise that someone had st...

2009-11-08T18:25:04.277Z

Alan Duncan didn't realise that someone had stolen the sign saying 'I like the smell of expenses in the morning'

This is my head, full of brains like the scientist...

2009-11-08T18:12:03.478Z

This is my head, full of brains like the scientists on those old Zanussi adverts. This is why I can screw you lot because I've got the willpower to make sure you don't notice.....

This is my head, full of brains like the scientist...

2009-11-08T18:12:03.170Z

This is my head, full of brains like the scientists on those old Zanussi adverts. This is why I can screw you lot because I've got the willpower to make sure you don't notice.....

I'm a thieving monkey.

2009-11-08T17:33:19.090Z

I'm a thieving monkey.

Duncan demonstrates the ancient art of "lifti...

2009-11-08T15:05:49.482Z

Duncan demonstrates the ancient art of "lifting the catflap and licking"

See this watch? It's Mandy's!

2009-11-08T13:58:48.804Z

See this watch? It's Mandy's!

Lee Kwan Yew impersonating British politician Alan...

2009-11-08T13:53:10.141Z

Lee Kwan Yew impersonating British politician Alan Duncan.

(Or quite possibly the reverse? Or am I imagining things?)

Around here, they'd elect a pig if you stuck a...

2009-11-07T20:07:08.205Z

Around here, they'd elect a pig if you stuck a blue rosette on it.

Oh look, they did!

What Gordon looks like after pill popping.

2009-11-07T18:01:43.069Z

What Gordon looks like after pill popping.

I come from Space. Take me to your leader. On Ex...

2009-11-07T17:26:21.924Z

I come from Space. Take me to your leader. On Expenses of course.....

In another well planned bout of subterfuge, Hayden...

2009-11-07T16:41:45.319Z

In another well planned bout of subterfuge, Hayden Prouse once more manages to convince Duncan to show his true feelings, this time on the appointment of Sir Ian Kennedy.

And I put the E on the end of my tongue, right the...

2009-11-07T15:45:23.201Z

And I put the E on the end of my tongue, right there, and seems it's doing me less harm than my usual litre of gin, according to defrocked Trotskyite scientists.

Ha Ha, the tax payer can fu** off I have had my ga...

2009-11-07T12:37:17.278Z

Ha Ha, the tax payer can fu** off I have had my gardening done with your money.

Now lets use all the "petty" cash money that I stole of you idiots!