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Dave: "I'm livid. Sort it out. We can'...

2010-02-11T11:53:51.805Z

Dave: "I'm livid. Sort it out. We can't let this drag us down."

Eric: "Yes, hello. I'll have a large peperoni with extra cheese, no mushrooms and a big bottle of coke. Thanks chum."

Cameron and Pickles call Cash for questions

2010-02-10T23:02:48.902Z

Cameron and Pickles call Cash for questions

DAVE: "No, Mrs Sayers, I have given the Cash ...

2010-02-10T19:31:32.572Z

DAVE: "No, Mrs Sayers, I have given the Cash Cutie my cast-iron guarantee of support, and that is completely irrevocable"

ERIC: "Er, your last cast-iron guarantee wasn't exactly irrevocable, Dave, was it?"

DAVE: "Look, don't worry, Joanne, we'...

2010-02-10T19:18:45.366Z

DAVE: "Look, don't worry, Joanne, we'll find you another constituency we can parachute you into, oh sorry, I mean put you forward for consideration. Eric's looking for one right now, beside me".

ERIC: "There's one here Dave, Kirkaldy & Cowdenbeath, some bloke called Brown"

DAVE: "But I can't nominate you for Rear ...

2010-02-10T19:13:47.986Z

DAVE: "But I can't nominate you for Rear of the Year as a consolation Joanne, I've already used up my vote nominating Ms Harperson"

ERIC: "I told you not to squander that vote on Harriet, Dave"

Dave: "No, no, Joanne, the pram is for puttin...

2010-02-10T19:06:16.622Z

Dave: "No, no, Joanne, the pram is for putting the new baby IN, not for you to throw your toys OUT"

Eric: "Is it just me, or wasn't Joanne Cash some kind of old American gospel singer in black?"

Dave: "No, Joanne, when Eric says chum he def...

2010-02-10T18:18:16.309Z

Dave: "No, Joanne, when Eric says chum he definitely does not mean chump."

DAVE: Hello? Eric is that you...? ERIC: Er... yes...

2010-02-10T17:27:33.807Z

DAVE: Hello? Eric is that you...?

ERIC: Er... yes.

DAVE: Sorry Eric. Must be a crossed line.

ERIC: It's OK. It was ringing anyway.

'Eric, what do you mean you're not at the ...

2010-02-10T17:04:15.772Z

'Eric, what do you mean you're not at the meeting?'

or:

'We think "Cash for change" works better than "Cash for peerages"'

'Eric, what do you mean you're not at the ...

2010-02-10T17:04:06.914Z

'Eric, what do you mean you're not at the meeting?'

or:

'We think "Cash for change" works better than "Cash for peerages"'

David Cameron's heart sinks as he realises his...

2010-02-10T16:53:08.297Z

David Cameron's heart sinks as he realises his call to the "Busty Northern Lasses" chat-line will be published in his expenses.