Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Caption Contest - Cash Back Edition

"A 10 minute break took place during which Mr Hancock and others were in frantic negotiations with the leadership. One person said that Mr Cameron himself was on the phone - "He’s livid", they
said
."


But what did Dave and Eric say? 

Answers below, winner gets a copy of Tim Bale's exquisitely researched
The Conservative Party: From Thatcher to Cameron
.


11 comments:

AndrewG
said...

David Cameron's heart sinks as he realises his call to the "Busty Northern Lasses" chat-line will be published in his expenses.

Tory Activist
said...

'Eric, what do you mean you're not at the meeting?'

or:

'We think "Cash for change" works better than "Cash for peerages"'

Tory Activist
said...

'Eric, what do you mean you're not at the meeting?'

or:

'We think "Cash for change" works better than "Cash for peerages"'

FX Man
said...

DAVE: Hello? Eric is that you...?

ERIC: Er... yes.

DAVE: Sorry Eric. Must be a crossed line.

ERIC: It's OK. It was ringing anyway.

torylandlord
said...

Dave: "No, Joanne, when Eric says chum he definitely does not mean chump."

Clameur de Haro
said...

Dave: "No, no, Joanne, the pram is for putting the new baby IN, not for you to throw your toys OUT"

Eric: "Is it just me, or wasn't Joanne Cash some kind of old American gospel singer in black?"

Clameur de Haro
said...

DAVE: "But I can't nominate you for Rear of the Year as a consolation Joanne, I've already used up my vote nominating Ms Harperson"

ERIC: "I told you not to squander that vote on Harriet, Dave"

Clameur de Haro
said...

DAVE: "Look, don't worry, Joanne, we'll find you another constituency we can parachute you into, oh sorry, I mean put you forward for consideration. Eric's looking for one right now, beside me".

ERIC: "There's one here Dave, Kirkaldy & Cowdenbeath, some bloke called Brown"

Clameur de Haro
said...

DAVE: "No, Mrs Sayers, I have given the Cash Cutie my cast-iron guarantee of support, and that is completely irrevocable"

ERIC: "Er, your last cast-iron guarantee wasn't exactly irrevocable, Dave, was it?"

John Moorcraft
said...

Cameron and Pickles call Cash for questions

Nathan said...

Dave: "I'm livid. Sort it out. We can't let this drag us down."

Eric: "Yes, hello. I'll have a large peperoni with extra cheese, no mushrooms and a big bottle of coke. Thanks chum."

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